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Our buttheads have gained a new friend to replace their old one, because friendship just means absolutely nothing to them. Now, they travel onwards, hoping reality can hold itself together for at least one session.
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The Evil Saga! ~ Chapter 8: Hina's Race is Technically 'Bulldozer'
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The Drufle:
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How about we try this again.
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Ezra:
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let's gooo!
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Ezra:
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we got a new pal now
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Veilwar:
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kkk
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Veilwar:
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nuy
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Veilwar:
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but*
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The Drufle:
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(Also as for your question, Veilwar is
in fact a small character)
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The Drufle:
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Last time, Tekton did a thing and is
currently unconscious.
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The Drufle:
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He is not dead, remember.
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The Drufle:
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So try not to screw with his body.
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Ezra:
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Well, I've got the seed
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Veilwar:
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if he's a plant, maybe he needs ground
though
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Veilwar:
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isn't he in a cart
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The Drufle:
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He is currently in the back of the
wagon.
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Ezra:
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he's in a massive cart
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Ezra:
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its magic too
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Ezra:
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magic horses too
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The Drufle:
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Well, at the moment you are all in the
big ol' cart.
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Ezra:
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we named them, check it yo
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The Drufle:
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They still exist!
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The Drufle:
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And are still amazing.
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The Drufle:
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Is Satona still awake or did he go do
something?
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* Veilwar approves of gemsteeds
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Ezra:
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Said he was back before you died
slightly
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Hina Takahashi:
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no
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Hina Takahashi:
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i am alive
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The Drufle:
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Let's begin then.
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The Drufle:
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Last time, our fearless party found a
new friend in the small and quirky Veilwar.
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The Drufle:
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And they also fought a bunch of
horrible shadow creatures.
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Hina Takahashi:
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seems normal
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, not much really happened.
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The Drufle:
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But now the party has continued their
journey forward, leaving behind the horrible lava lands and are
now in some kind of stony wasteland.
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Ezra:
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"Less quirky than creepy, but there's
nothing wrong with that, I suppose."
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Veilwar:
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"..."
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The Drufle:
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At the moment, there isn't really much
to see.
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Hina Takahashi:
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so the floor no longer kills you
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The Drufle:
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Stepping outside is totally fine.
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The Drufle:
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I'll move the zhyen forward.
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Hina Takahashi:
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"I really need to know how one
continent can have so much horrible on it at once."
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Veilwar:
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"You know nothing of horror."
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Ezra:
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"There was lava by the beach, though."
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Ezra:
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"That's pretty horrible."
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* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 14 + 6 = 20
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 7 + 6 = 13
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Veilwar:
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"Yes, well, I never did like laval."
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Ezra:
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(hey drufle how much time has passed)
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The Drufle:
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The Shadow fight?
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Hina Takahashi:
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"That's good, I wasn't exactly
expecting things to get better the longer we were here. . ."
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Ezra:
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From last session
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Ezra:
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or are we just continuing from there
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The Drufle:
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It has been approximately 20 minutes.
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Ezra:
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okay then
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The Drufle:
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You are not too far from where you
were, but you can't see the lava behind you.
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Veilwar:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 9 + 10 + 2 = 21 »
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The Drufle:
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I'm glad someone is making perception
checks.
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Ezra:
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"Brass seems to trust you, so I guess
we're okay."
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Ezra:
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"He can read minds, you know! I think."
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The Drufle:
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Veilwar notices a slight rumbling
coming from ahead of the wagon.
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Veilwar:
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"HA! Then he'd know my frieeennnd...."
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* Bernard Blackbrass grunts and looks out of
the wagon.
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Veilwar:
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"Woah, guys, look back!"
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Veilwar:
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"Heheh, what's that?"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Wh-"
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Hina Takahashi:
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oh right
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Hina Takahashi:
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ll my macros are explode
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Ezra:
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oh no, its
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Ezra:
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tiled rock
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The Drufle:
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The ground in front of the wagon
begins cracking, bits of rock splintering.
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Hina Takahashi:
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oh noo
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Hina Takahashi:
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"I do NOT believe we are in the right
place!"
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Ezra:
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Stop the horses!
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Hina Takahashi:
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Hina halts the horses, yes.
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Ezra:
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can they reverse
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Ezra:
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beep beeep
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The Drufle:
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They can, but the wagon can't.
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The Drufle:
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Not very quickly at least.
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Veilwar:
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Knowledge Nature Check
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At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 20 + 5 + 5 = 30 »
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* Veilwar attempts to identify the phenomenon
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The Drufle:
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Well, given that you aren't familiar
with the nature of this area, you shouldn't know what's going on.
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The Drufle:
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But you inexplicably do anyway.
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Veilwar:
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smartness
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Veilwar:
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?
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Ezra:
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maybe he's seen similar things in
shadow land
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The Drufle:
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Veilwar knows that this is not at all
natural.
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Ezra:
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land of shadows
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The Drufle:
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No, he got a 20.
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The Drufle:
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Indeed, something about this seems
unusually artificial.
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Veilwar:
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"Hmmm, this is... made. On purpose."
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Ezra:
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"Is something coming out of the
ground?"
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Veilwar:
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"Let's investigate, someone is making
this happen."
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Ezra:
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"Can horses reverse? Let's make them
reverse."
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Veilwar:
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"The cart's wheels strangely fail to
work that way.
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Veilwar:
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"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Horses can walk backwards, yes, but
wagons tend to have difficultly going the same way."
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The Drufle:
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Well, it's more that wagons aren't
very good at going backwards when they're tethered forwards.
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Unless you want to get out and push.
. . "
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Ezra:
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"We should get some backward horses"
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Veilwar:
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(I'm insane remembeR)
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The Drufle:
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The cracked ground begins moving
torwards the party, moving around the wagon.
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Ezra:
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"I could try, but I'm not so strong."
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Veilwar:
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"um, um, un... should we run?"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Er- it's either going to consume us-
or trap us!"
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Veilwar:
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"pull the cart? anything?"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"There's nowhere to run anymore!"
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Ezra:
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"Hold on!"
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Veilwar:
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"Great shadow!"
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Hina Takahashi:
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hina activates the rocket boosters
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The Drufle:
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The wagon, now surrounded by cracked
ground, seems to still be somewhat stable.
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Ezra:
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"Are...are we stable?"
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Veilwar:
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Knowledge Engineering Check
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At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeEngineering + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 5 = 24 »
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The Drufle:
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But the ground around it falls away,
dropping a few feet.
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Veilwar:
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is this some machine?
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The Drufle:
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I'm trying to think about how to
answer that.
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The Drufle:
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Yes, it is a machine.
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The Drufle:
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No, it isn't supposed to be doing what
it's doing.
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Veilwar:
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"Something doesn't look right, it's
like this is a... problem, with a process. Like my potions! bwaha!"
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Ezra:
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(hey drufle did i get a chance to heal
or is it too soon)
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The Drufle:
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A small area in front of the cart
lowers further than the rest of the ground, creating a sort of
staircase further down.
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The Drufle:
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You can heal, yes.
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Jenna Callahan:
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"Well, that certainly seems wrong."
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Hina Takahashi:
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"It's as if we are being beckoned down
to the earth. . ."
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Ezra:
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« CurrentHP
= max(CurrentHP+Level,MaxHP) = CurrentHP = max(21 + 2, 29) = 29 »
« TempHP
= 0 = TempHP = 0 = 0 »
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Extended Rest
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HP: 29
Hero Points: 1
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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Sense Motive Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ SenseMotive + WisBonus = 17 + 4 + 3 = 24 »
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"Something wants us down there."
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Veilwar:
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I'm gonna disappear for the journey
down
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Veilwar:
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if we get trapped, I'll be able to get
us out with some luck
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"This seems too coincidental."
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Veilwar:
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Stealth Check
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At-Will • Dex (Armor Check Penalty)
Roll:
(GM Only) « d20 +
Stealth + DexBonus + ArmorCheckPenalty = 10 + 5 + 3 + 0 = 18 »
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Ezra:
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"Well, I don't think it's given us
much of a choice."
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The Drufle:
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In what manner?
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Veilwar:
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shadow merging
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The Drufle:
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Are you going to stay in the cart?
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Ezra:
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"Hey, Urtar, Oret, do you know what
this is?"
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Oret:
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"No, master."
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Hina Takahashi:
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i imagine they are freaking out
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Oret:
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"Land usually does not plummet as
such!"
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Ezra:
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I guess they haven't been this far up
before.
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Urtar:
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"This is something very bad!"
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Ezra:
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"Stay in the cart, okay? If you see
anything, hide."
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The Drufle:
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They are already rushing to the back
of the wagon, hiding in crates.
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Veilwar:
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must've imagined I coould
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Veilwar:
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"Let me go ahead, I can see well in
the dark..
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The Drufle:
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Well, if you want to just stay in the
wagon, I suppose you could.
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Ezra:
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How deep are these holes?
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The Drufle:
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You wouldn't do anything the whole
session though.
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Veilwar:
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MiscSkill3 Check
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At-Will • StrBonus
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ MiscSkill3 = 13 + 1 = 14 »
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Veilwar:
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sorry
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Veilwar:
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that was a misclcik
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Someone should be staying behind to
watch the wagon, I suppose. . ."
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The Drufle:
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The ground around you has cracked and
dropped about 15 feet, creating a bed of jagged stone at the
bottom.
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Veilwar:
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"Your horses, they are sentient, yes?"
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Ezra:
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"It can't really go anywhere, can it?"
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Ezra:
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"They are, but they don't really fight
or anything."
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Veilwar:
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"I'm not staying here to die at the
hand of this barren land."
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Ezra:
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"Make sure you all take some healing
potions."
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Veilwar:
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"Something wants us down there and so
far it looks inviting."
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* Bernard Blackbrass kicks a stone into the
pit.
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Veilwar:
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Hm. Can I make some?
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Ezra:
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We have a crate of them
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The Drufle:
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You actually can't, no.
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Veilwar:
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oh
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Hina Takahashi:
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aw yiss
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The Drufle:
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Not this particular kind, at least.
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Veilwar:
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so i just, go and get some?
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The Drufle:
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Just make sure you tell me how many
you take.
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The Drufle:
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There is a finite amount.
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Veilwar:
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how much?
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Ezra:
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I've got 5 lights and 3 moderates
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Veilwar:
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i find 3 is always a good amount to
carry of anything.
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The Drufle:
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I'll just say a lot for now.
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The Drufle:
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I don't want to go get the number.
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Ezra:
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there's exactly 'like 100 or something'
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The Drufle:
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Veilwar:
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ok let's say i'll t take 5 of each?
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Ezra:
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lets go down then
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The Drufle:
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There are three kinds of healing
potions.
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Veilwar:
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3 of each then
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The Drufle:
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I would not recommend taking any of
the serious wounds potions.
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The Drufle:
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Theres only 10 of those.
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Veilwar:
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oh
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Ezra:
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well, we don't have that many of the
serious ones
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Veilwar:
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5 of each of the non-sparse ones?
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Veilwar:
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do i need to update my sheet?
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Veilwar:
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awesome.
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The Drufle:
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So, who's going first?
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Veilwar:
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as my friend mario once said, ''letsa
go'
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Hina Takahashi:
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whoever has the most hitpoints
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Hina Takahashi:
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of course
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Ezra:
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We're all holding hands
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Ezra:
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and going together
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Hina Takahashi:
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wait isn't that me
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Hina Takahashi:
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or tekton
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Ezra:
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with hina in front.
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Hina Takahashi:
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oh
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The Drufle:
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Hina has the most health, Tekton had
the highest AC.
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Veilwar:
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go go gadget samurai
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Ezra:
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I strap tekton to my chest, thus
increasing my ac
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Hina Takahashi:
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". . .follow my lead then."
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Ezra:
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phooie
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The Drufle:
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As Hina begins down the stairs, she
notices that it is getting progressively hotter.
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Hina Takahashi:
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Hina slowly steps down the staircase,
her sword ready.
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Hina Takahashi:
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LET'S GO TO HELL
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Hina Takahashi:
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OH GOD
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Hina Takahashi:
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WE GOT EATEN
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Ezra:
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grued
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Hina Takahashi:
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session's over
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Hina Takahashi:
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campaign's over
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Veilwar:
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"No, I am still alive."
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The Drufle:
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All over here.
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Hina Takahashi:
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what is that
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The Drufle:
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The party steps down the crude
staircase, finding the ground smoothing out as they go.
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Veilwar:
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Perception Check
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At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 16 + 10 + 2 = 28 »
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Ezra:
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"A little cramped down here."
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The Drufle:
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The walls become less shattered rock
and more flagstone.
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The Drufle:
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And it is getting really freaking hot.
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Ezra:
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"This is clearly a built structure."
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The Drufle:
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Hina sees an iron door in front of her.
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Veilwar:
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"Yes, but who built it?"
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Hina Takahashi:
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"It's certainly not friendly to anyone
in heavy armor. . . it's sweltering in here."
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The Drufle:
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A good 8 feet tall, it is fairly well
lodged in the walls.
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Hina Takahashi:
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i bet
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Hina Takahashi:
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its going to kill us
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Hina Takahashi:
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like the bridges
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Veilwar:
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"I could throw a bomb at that door,
hahah1 EXPLOSIONS!"
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The Drufle:
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This door will not harm you, I promise.
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Hina Takahashi:
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those fucking bridges killed us harder
than any of the encounters
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The Drufle:
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Well, last time you almost killed
yourselves.
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Ezra:
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i almost died last time though
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Hina Takahashi:
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true
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The Drufle:
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And the time Hina almost killed Tekton.
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The Drufle:
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And the time she almost killed Brass.
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The Drufle:
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Hina, stop killing your teammates.
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Hina Takahashi:
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it's always hina isn't it
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Ezra:
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"The door looks safe, open it up."
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Hina Takahashi:
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you know she has the most ridiculous
damage so you try to force her to kill everyone
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Hina Takahashi:
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"Alright."
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Veilwar:
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can I check whether this is some kind
of dungeon device
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Veilwar:
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i mean
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Hina Takahashi:
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Hina opens the door cautiously.
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Veilwar:
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Knowledge Dungeoneering Check
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At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 20 + 0 + 5 = 25 »
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Ezra:
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Drufle keeps his promises!
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Hina Takahashi:
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whoops
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Ezra:
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usually
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The Drufle:
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Stop rolling 20s Veilwar.
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Hina Takahashi:
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did he roll a 20
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Hina Takahashi:
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yes he did
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Veilwar:
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Never.
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The Drufle:
|
Veilwar notices that this is a
non-trapped iron door, but it is very stuck.
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Ezra:
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give him a beautiful description of a
regular door
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The Drufle:
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As in, a rock has lodged in the
mechanism stuck.
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Ezra:
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Shatter the rock?
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The Drufle:
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It's in the internal mechanism.
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Veilwar:
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"Hm. This is a just a normal door, but
we need to get that uh, rock out of the uh, thing. I'm better with
potions."
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Ezra:
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Mind shatter the rock? Brass!
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Ezra:
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he's like, magneto or somehting, right
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Bernard Blackbrass:
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"That isn't how it works, and you know
it."
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Hina Takahashi:
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can hina kill it
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Veilwar:
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"These dungeon doors always jam shut,
smoething gets stuck in them."
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Ezra:
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"I actually don't know it."
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The Drufle:
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You can totally kill it!
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Hina Takahashi:
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that's how we deal with everything
right
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Hina Takahashi:
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point hina at it
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Hina Takahashi:
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until it dies
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The Drufle:
|
You just have to make attack rolls at
it until you break through the foot-thick wrought iron door.
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Veilwar:
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"Looks like the samurai is eager to
resolve our problem.. Go ahead, lady, it's not booby trapped.
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Ezra:
|
"There's lots of fancy solutions but I
like the bashy one."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right. . ."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"yes, it's graceful, ahahahaha"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"But, actually, it does look pretty
thick."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina takes up her secondary enchanted
longsword to avoid any damage to her greatsword.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Start smacking!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Then bash it some more!"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Life is more interesting that way."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Can we just blast the rock around the
lock, maybe?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That could also be a choice, if you
wish to try.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I can try."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina begins wailing on the stone.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"I could plant a bomb in it"(?)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You actually have to make attack rolls.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Critical Fail!
|
|
1d20(1)+4
|
E P
I C
F A
I L
|
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I would rather not plant bombs five
inches from my face."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
how did I
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
wow a 1
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
miss a door
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
how did I MISS A STATIONARY OBJECT
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
do doors have ac
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Uh, that was... interesting."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
also
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They do, yes.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I'm using the not-giant sword
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Can you even use a sword?!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina totally whiffs at the door,
instead hitting the sconce to her left.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well, i guess ac can also be blocking
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
so the macro might not even be using
the right stuff
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do you want me to update it?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"YOU try swinging a blade about in
tight quarters like these!"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
well I'm just using the tiny baby
sword for this rocksmashing
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Er, right, my apologies... eheheh"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I can look at your sheet.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
To update it.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh okay
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
in any case Hina will try again
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"So uh, where am I anyway?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The plus is +7 now.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"You're between a samurai and a ninja."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Wet dream. Bwaha!"
|
java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression status =
input( "tab0 | Equipment || TAB", "blah |
Personal Equipment
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|
|
Veilwar:
|
"But this land, is it that haunted
one?"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
(I forget the name  )
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
". . .I'm not even going to comment on
that."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ok, I fixed it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We're on Malor."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
STAB THE STONE
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(20)+4 = 24
|
2d6+6(18)+4 = 22 Slashing
|
|
1d20(3)+4 = 7
|
2d6+6(12)+4 = 16 Slashing
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Haven't seen any ghosts though."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
SLAY THE OBSTRUCTION
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
the door dies
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina's sword cleaves through the lock,
leaving a serious dent in the door.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Still your dream, small fry?"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Always, now get that door out of the
way, if you would?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Done."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The door is still alive, but the lock
system is now totally screwed up and not there.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The door swings open, revealing the
room inside.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
aaaand another one
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 13 + 10 + 2 = 25 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Finally, this heat is not creating a
nice smell."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(bring in the other two if you would
druf)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(there they are)
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Hmm, I heard musk is a good
ingredient in love potions..."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, I did that.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anyway, that perception check.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
did it fail?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The ground here is made of a smooth
flagstone, with little cracks here and there.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"So what is this, a dungeon? Because I
had plans, you know."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The walls are made of a similar, but
much sturdier stone.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"It's a dungeon, did you see that
door?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll roll too...
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
|
Ezra:
|
poop
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, you see nothing interesting.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"I've been locked in a miniature one
for a few *TWITCH*"
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"What's going on in there?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Nothing so far."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"...... let's move on,"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Is anyone actually going to move?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i'm waiting on hina
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Whats over there
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
door
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It isn't actually a door!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
um how do oyu expose areas like that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The gray lines are portcullises!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You don't get to expose areas.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That's just me.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can we see through that then
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can see through!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
They're just iron bars, right?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Pretty much, yeah.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
in a pretty arc pattern usually
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is there a pile of wakizashis in there
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It actually isn't iron.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I misread my own writing.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its lion
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This portucullis is made of bone!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
lion bars
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
run
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"This does. . . not look like a
pleasant place to be."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Bone bars. That's just inefficent."
|
Golurk has connected.
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"More pleasant than stuck up there,
Can we knock these apart?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Bone ain't that strong."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Heck, it's probably pretty brittle."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You'll have to do a strength check to
lift it, or just try to smash it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Either works.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
but maybe that one's trapped
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Smash or lift
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
which is more us
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It might be trapped!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Knowledge Dungeoneering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 12 + 0 + 5 = 17 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Could I take a close look at it maybe
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Right, am I going to be the team's
homewrecker today?"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar sees no traps on the
portcullis.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Wait."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You could look at it, sure.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Ok, go."
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra sees no traps either.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hey drufle is it okay for me to be
rolling public like that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Eh, I suppose so.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Do your macros not work?
|
|
Golurk:
|
hey ho whats happening
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well they're not updated and thats a
massive bother
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The party is currently in an unusual
dungeon-like area under the earth!
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
chezra: "what a bother"
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
ooh
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
did anyone die
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It's pretty boring looking. Let's go
through it."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The ground around the wagon had
collapsed, and a staircase appeared in the ground.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina: smash or lift?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's your choice.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
Hina will try lifting it away!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"bash!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Maybe we should be a bit more
reserved. It might be good for our mental health."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Hmph."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, strength it is!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Fine."
|
* You roll to yourself: d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I assist?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina does not have the power to do it.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The bone is unusually heavy!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
is it magic?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
can I check if it's magic
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You could, yes.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I steal its magic
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's just an arcana check.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yoink
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Knowledge Arcana Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeArcana + IntBonus = 2 + 4 + 5 = 11 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
now im heavy too
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is not magic.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i can't pick it open can i?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
right let's all lift it ~together~
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you want to multilift, you may.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hold hands everyone
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
multilit!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but you know
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we'd have to do this on the way out too
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe we should just smash it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you want to just break it you can.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
yeah i mean it's not trapped
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
nor is it magic
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
okay fine we will smash it
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Attack!
|
Longsword
|
murderkill
Targets: One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+3)
|
vs AC
|
Critical Fail!
|
|
1d20(1)+3
|
E P
I C
F A
I L
|
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
can we multismash, out of curiosity
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
~together~?
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
epicfail
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
IT'S A STATIONARY FUCKING OBJECT
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That was Jenna.
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
stop hitting yourself
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
stop hitting yourself
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Of course she missed, she was 10 feet
away.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+4)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+4)
|
|
1d20(19)+4 = 23
|
2d6+6(9)+4 = 13 Slashing
|
|
1d20(5)+4 = 9
|
2d6+6(15)+4 = 19 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There, much better.
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
drufle i can snark from the sidelines
right
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, go ahead.
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
i should play guest characters
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Yeesh"
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
when im available
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina's sword cleaves through the bone,
collapsing the entire thing.
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
make me the boss battle
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
homewrecked
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
You can be the ghost of tekton,
talking to me thorught a disgusting seed
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
im rooting in your bag right now
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"You're not house broken, are you,
Samurai?"
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"I'm sure whatever wanted us down here
will be happy with what we've done with the place."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
". . .er, what?"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"As in, not trained to not smash
furniture,"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Careful entering the new room."
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
badumtsh
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"I don't know if I like this guy."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"No, property damage is not usually
part of my job description."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
so are we sending the meatshield in
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
gooo meatshield
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Take a look inside first
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Veil
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
PERCEPTION
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ACTIVATUUU
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
hm
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
|
|
Veilwar:
|
darkvision 60 ft
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
might help
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 8 + 0 + 0 = 8 »
|
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
is it dark drufle
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is not dark!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are nice little sconces here and
there.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, Hina doesn't really see much.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i love scones
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
can I steal much?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i maen
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
steal a scone
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
roll perception~~
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 1 + 10 + 2 = 13 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar sees stone.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Lots of stone.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
are you hopping on peoples shoulders
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
I'm small and light, but no, I just
stand underthem
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
bonus perceptions
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
crawl in fact
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Are people going to move forward?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i like crawling underneath female
characters
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
no
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Let's go."
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
talk for a few hours
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
....j/k
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
so says tekton
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that's okay, hina wears pants
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*drag*
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
hina wears the pants in the
relationship
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*push*
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
so is she gonna go ahead and shielf us
from possible danger?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
goodie
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There is a small alley to your right
that leads to a dead end.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
". . .onward?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Nothing in there."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
I want to look at the dead end alley.
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
use the itemfinder
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
alleys always have potions
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
how do I actually check for items
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
perception?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I would recommend a perception check.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 1 + 10 + 2 = 13 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it does everything
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
it cooks, it cleans
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar does not see anything of
interest.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its even an actual knife
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
hm
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
sounds wrong
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
can i try again?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
mkay
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
can i
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"We've not got...well, I guess we do."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina can, sure.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 8 + 0 + 0 = 8 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
*shuffle*
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
gangnam style
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina also sees a lot of nothing down
the alleyway.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's more hewn stone.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
hm
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Aw man
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I gotta get in on this
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
try.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
|
|
Ezra:
|
*stare*
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, finally one not to be crazy.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Notices that a rock in the wall at the
end is a bit depressed.
|
|
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Ezra:
|
Aw.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Obvious joke incoming
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, go ahead.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"That rock's depressed."
|
|
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Ezra:
|
"It's in need of pressin'"
|
|
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Veilwar:
|
"I should say, we need to repress it."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"BWaha! Or take it out."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Maybe it's hiding something behind
it."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I wanna press it from afar, with my
ROCK
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
return of rock
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
canoe
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, throw rock?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sure
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
can you throw a canoe
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
|
|
Ezra:
|
Oops.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Collect.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Ahem.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
when do I get to bomb something
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
...
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 20 + 7 = 27
|
|
Ezra:
|
did i hit it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nat20s do that.
|
|
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Veilwar:
|
nat20
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The rock hits the small indentation,
and it gets pushed in.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I'm a good throw I just need a warm
up."
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Nothing happens that you can tell.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Honest."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Cmere rock.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Well, it probably did something."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"...Maybe something happened ahead in
the dungeon."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Choo choo
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
I'd like to see if this is a mechanism
I'm familiar with
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
like a standard dungeon jail switch or
soemthing
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Go ahead, sure.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Knowledge Dungeoneering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 19 + 0 + 5 = 24 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Let's start a conga.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar figures that the switch, if it
does anything at all, is probably a simple door latch.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
we smashed them all
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
you see
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Anyway, onward, yes?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Yep."
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 11 + 4 = 15
|
|
Ezra:
|
Lookin ahead
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
to a brighter tomorrow
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And a loooooong hallway.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
lol soz drufle
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
this
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
is
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hallway
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
did you check perception
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I can barely see the end of that."
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23
|
|
Ezra:
|
always
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Niiice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But seriously, Ezra does hear some
scratching from down near the end.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
uh oh
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
scratching
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Can you hear that?"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Hear what?"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
low whisper
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 19 + 10 + 2 = 31 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The scratching sound suddenly
disappears.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There's something down the end."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
". . .and I suppose you want me to
keep going?"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"I couldn't hear anything."
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
"I didn't hear anything."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"It's probably just a giant diseased
rat."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"With the fire plague"
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Ahahaha!"
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Or running away?
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
go go gadte hina
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
gadget*
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"If you want me to go in front..."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
all that is waiting back at the wagon,
is death
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
we are forced in here by holes
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"There's a good chance the monsters
here like fire, so I'd take less hurt from that."
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Suit yourself. . ."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Mm, I like fire, it makes my bombs
explode."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay then!
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
"I'm sure nothing is wrong!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Conga readjusted.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Ezra is certain she heard some
scratching."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
We're doin it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we're
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
makin it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Seriously though, this is just a long
hallway.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can run down if you like.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Peek around the corner
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You see more hallway.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Good news, there is a series of mirrors
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
allowing me to see everything
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shut up I thought you would be moving.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
peek
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
maybe there's a minotaur
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
a lobster minotaur
|
|
The Drufle:
|
There are no lobstertaurs because I
haven't made the stats yet.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
a lobste ron acid
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Can I stealth my way forward
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+13 => 2 + 13 = 15
|
The Drufle:
|
You are not very quiet, stamping on
all this loose stone.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Man, 15's still high >;[
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
uh something happened to my campaing
land
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It is, but you aren't going to be
totally silent.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
But I guess Hina is right behind me
anyway
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
AH
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's a bone door!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
drufle help, the game is a large grid
of plain grey squares
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Uh, not sure what that means.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i can't see any tiles
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"More questionable decor, everyone."
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i clicked myself twice
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I do not know.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Maybe exit and reconnect?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
So is this door locked
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
|
|
Veilwar:
|
oh it was fucking zoom
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The knob moves when you touch it.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Have Jenna percept it
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
did someone say boner door
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or veil if he'd like to catch up
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i drew a dick door yesterday
|
Solshine is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, that is fascinating.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i was told to draw a door knob
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 10 + 4 + -1 = 13 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna doesn't see anything weird about
the door.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
pictionary is more fun with penises
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Other than the fact that it's made of
bone.
|
Solshine has connected.
|
|
Ezra:
|
unless grandmas playing
|
|
Solshine:
|
nodding like churchill from that advert
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
veilsworth come look at this
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar sneaks his way up to the front
of the conga line.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Perception or something else?
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
why arent there any ambushes yet
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
perception i'd imagine
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
they're so easy to murderdeath in a
conga line
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or that dungeoneering this
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Knowledge Dungeoneering Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeDungeoneering + IntBonus = 11 + 0 + 5 = 16 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
that might get better results
|
|
Solshine:
|
i check the natuer of this door
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
(impersonate pls)
|
|
The Drufle:
|
This door does not have any traps.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
open it up then
|
* Veilwar opens the door
|
|
Golurk:
|
tpk
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The door swings open cleanly.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actual explosion
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
*too* cleanly
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
better perception 50 times
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
"Samurai, if you would?"
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+4 => 13 + 4 = 17
|
The Drufle:
|
Is that perception?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
always
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
forever percept
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra doesn't notice anything unusual.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Another room of flagstone.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
um
|
|
|
Golurk:
|
bye
|
Golurk is disconnected.
Golurk is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
Are you going to do anything?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
PERCEPTION
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Lets take this moment to rp for 3 hours
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 17 + 0 + 0 = 17 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hina how was high school
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina does not see anything either.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Samurai High!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
new anime
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Perception Check
|
At-Will • Wis
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ Perception + WisBonus = 11 + 10 + 2 = 23 »
|
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
from animecrop
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
corp
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
That's probably a real anime though
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar notices something very unusual
in the south east corner.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is it a pie
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The light from the sconces doesn't
seem to be hitting the corner correctly.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thatd be weird
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
(well you see, East Chronisian high
schools have the teachers change rooms every period!)
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ooh, an illusion maybe
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe its the rat from before
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
rats aren't magic though
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"Hey!"
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
"I can see yooooou."
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can i look scary
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The light suddenly begins hitting the
corner correctly again, the unusually still shadow vanishing.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
um
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'm gonna intimidate the corner.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i'm nodding off pretty heavily, sorry
for the inaction
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The corner is quite terrified!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
This is my meanest look.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So much so, in fact.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That shadows spring to life from the
walls.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And the floor, in the first ones case.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Do I get a bonus for scaring them
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
grr
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You would get a surprise round if they
didn't scare you so much.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And if it wasn't for the fact that
they can't be surprised.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey I ain't scared bub
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, initiative?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
i want to fight a human
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shadows are moving slowly towards
the party.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
|
|
Ezra:
|
I guess its too late to move
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 8 + 2 = 10 »
|
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Knowledge Nature Check
|
At-Will • Int
Roll: (GM Only) « d20
+ KnowledgeNature + IntBonus = 11 + 5 + 5 = 21 »
|
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
are tney snadow creatures
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
or are we in combat?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are not from the Plane of Shadow,
no.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
roll your initiative
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 18 + 3 = 21 »
|
|
|
|
Bernard Blackbrass:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 8 + 0 = 8 »
|
|
|
|
Jenna Callahan:
|
|
Initiative Check
|
|
Initiative Roll: « d20
+ Initiative = 12 + 3 = 15 »
|
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 18 + 2 = 20
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 13 + 2 = 15
* The Drufle rolls: d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
|
|
Ezra:
|
oh heck
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Fast little buggers, aren't they.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
how do draws work again
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You go in whatever order this thing
puts you in.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Actually you usually just roll again.
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
Veilwar has received initiative.
Veilwar has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
You will go before Shadow Zwei.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And Jenna will go before Eins.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar, you go first!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
ok uh, can I bomb the furthest one
right?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just don't screw up too badly or
you'll hit Hina!
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
the furthest right
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
the one in the right top corner
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
that'll hit hina?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
If you horribly miss it might.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Not likely, though.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i try anyway
|
|
The Drufle:
|
D20+6, remember.
|
* Solshine rolls: 1d20+6 => 19 + 6 = 25
|
|
Veilwar:
|
what is with my rolls today
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That does hit.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
and then... umm..
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
what was it for a bomb
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
1d20+5+5?
|
* Solshine rolls: 2d6+6 => 12 + 6 = 18
* You roll to yourself: 3d8+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
* You roll to yourself: 3d8+6 => 11 + 6 = 17
* You roll to yourself: 3d8+6 => 15 + 6 = 21
|
The Drufle:
|
You are a dangerous person.
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
apparently so
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
whoa
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shadow flickers in pain, hiding up
against the wall.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that's like hina class damage
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
i stay where I am
|
|
|
Veilwar:
|
end turn
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shadow Drei goes now.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's going to sneak up along the wall,
and reach out to touch Ezra.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 14 + 4 = 18
* The Drufle rolls: d6 => 2
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra feels her strength sapped a bit
as her weapons become more difficult to wield.
|
Edited character sheet
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drained Dex?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shadow will move towards Veilwar
and end its turn.
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, your turn.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
or um
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hmm.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Drei or Eins
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Either, really.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll go for Drei
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually wait these
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
can't be snuck attack can they
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
is that the catch here
|
|
The Drufle:
|
They are entirely incorporeal.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Righto
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Honestly, the fact that you can hit
them is quite a surprise.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll attack Eins
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
|
|
Ezra:
|
Geez
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats kind of sad
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
you need a big sword
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The shadow flickers a bit, but seems
rather unfazed.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Anything else?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll stay here.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shadow Zwei moves next.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Gonna gang up here.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 17 + 4 = 21
* The Drufle rolls: d6 => 6
|
The Drufle:
|
Hina suddenly feels much weaker, as if
power was being drained from her.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
IT WON'T SAVE YOU
|
Edited character sheet
Jenna Callahan has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna, alright.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She isn't entirely aware that a battle
is even happening, but decides to pull out her instrument and
starts playing.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So +2 to hit for people!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, Shadow Eins goes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's also going to go for Hina,
attempting to block her off.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
:
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
oh hey
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Unfortunately, her wild swinging keeps
it away.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
you know what it's a good time for
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
cleave
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, do you actually have cleave?
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I forgot about that.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
because hina needs to kill more
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The Drufle:
|
Here I thought I was being smart.
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
which one was wounded
|
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Ezra:
|
Zwei
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The Drufle:
|
Zwei got bombed.
|
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The Drufle:
|
Eins got poked.
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
hi zewi
|
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Hina Takahashi:
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zwei
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
okay
|
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Ezra:
|
"I hate when they don't have backs."
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
hina's going to cleave, striking zwei
first then eins
|
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The Drufle:
|
Is that two separate attacks?
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
the second only happens if I hit the
first one
|
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The Drufle:
|
Hitting or no?
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The Drufle:
|
Or should I macro it.
|
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The Drufle:
|
I guess macroing would be better.
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(20)+1 = 21
|
2d6+6(14)+1 = 15 Slashing
|
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1d20(10)+1 = 11
|
2d6+6(13)+1 = 14 Slashing
|
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
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The Drufle:
|
That was so unnecessary, he had three
hit points left.
|
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
telling hina to stop killing is like
telling a fish to stop swimming
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
"Hiyaaaaaaaah!"
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
|
Attack!
|
Greatsword
|
This sword can cut through anything! Mostly!
Targets:
One Foe within my reach
|
|
Attacks
|
|
Attack (+1)
|
vs AC
|
Damage (+1)
|
|
1d20(5)+1 = 6
|
2d6+6(16)+1 = 17 Slashing
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Unfortunately, you totally whiff on
the second.
|
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|
Hina Takahashi:
|
i got one
|
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
thats okay
|
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
if they surive
|
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Hina Takahashi:
|
I CAN DO IT AGAIN
|
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The Drufle:
|
And now, you have -2 to AC until your
next turn.
|
Bernard Blackbrass has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, Brass.
|
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The Drufle:
|
How do you play Brass.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
He's got all sorts of tricks
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He can't really hit Drei, can he.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe he can give that +5 thing to
Hina or just attack
|
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The Drufle:
|
With melee weapons at least.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I guess that wall is there
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He'll give inevitable strike to Hina.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its even better now
|
|
The Drufle:
|
For a collective +8.
|
Veilwar has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, Veilwar.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now has Solshine fell asleep?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I didn't think he was out quite yet.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he last spoke when he ended his
previous turn i think
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
did
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
did hina's attack
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
just get buffed
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
what sick man would do that
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
the poor bastards
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Dunno, but it happened!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well its brass
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he's pretty sick
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So, I guess I'll play Veilwar for the
moment.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
er what
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
not here man
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Who even cares if he's right there,
explosives are the best!
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
wHAT
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
NO
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
sol get back hereeee
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
he's possessed you
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now, where to aim the bomb...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
doesn't he have a regular weapon at all
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He does have a piddly little dagger
that does 1d3 damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But why would you use that when you
have explosives?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
why would he indeed
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
hmm...
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
true
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Besides, you can at least save to half
the splash damage.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so, dagger, that's a light weapon right
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
just THOUGHTS
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
go ahead
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's going to aim the bomb at shadow
Eins.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Just so if it misses, there are more
places to hit that aren't a party member.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+6 => 5 + 6 = 11
|
|
Ezra:
|
eh?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, speaking of missing.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im confused
|
* The Drufle rolls: d8 => 5
|
|
Ezra:
|
wheres he aiming
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, apparently he's decided to throw
it into Hina's face.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
shit
|
* The Drufle rolls: 2d6+6 => 8 + 6 = 14
|
|
Ezra:
|
why would he throw it directly at the
shadow
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats splash damage
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -14 = -14 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
14 HP!
24
/ 38 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
But splash damage is so small!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
The core damage is what's important.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
bluh!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
thats dumb, he's silly
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
* The Drufle rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
|
The Drufle:
|
Both of the shadows fail their saves,
taking 8 damage each.
|
|
Veilwar:
|
|
Reflex Save
|
|
Reflex Roll: « d20
+ Reflex = 6 + 6 = 12 »
|
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Veilwar also fails his reflex.
|
|
Veilwar:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = -8 = -8 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Lost
8 HP!
16
/ 26 HP remaining...
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Maybe a bad choice, but hey!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Shadow Drei's turn, and it is now
terrified.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
good
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hey!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Wasn't I super scary before
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
damn shadows
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's going to hide back in the corner,
trying to stay away from the crazy guy with the bombs.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
stop mocking me!!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, you've done what.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
3 damage so far?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
And Veilwar has done a good 56 damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's gonna poke you now.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 9 + 4 = 13
|
|
Ezra:
|
They don't even have emotions ;(
|
|
The Drufle:
|
He's now gonna go slump up against the
wall.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
damn bombs
|
Ezra has received initiative.
|
The Drufle:
|
Ezra, your turn.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Hrm
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
well i appear to be useless in combat
here
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
maybe i should just heal someone
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I should probably stop throwing
constructs, elementals, and incorporeal things at you.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
let me stab a soft fleshy back
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
im real good at it
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
honest
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
turn around, i'll show you
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Oh, don't worry.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You'll get your flesh soon enough.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
So should I heal Veil or Hina?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what does hina think
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
hina
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Yeah, probably.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
She took the brunt of the explosion.
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
look a meatshield isn't a good
meatshield if it's running out of meat to shield with
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Okay hmm
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I'll 5ft here
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
actually no
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
there
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and light wounds is
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
d8?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Because of how it was created.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
drink up you
|
* Ezra rolls: d8+5 => 5 + 5 = 10
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
« HPChange
= ChangeHP = HPChange = 10 = 10 »
« HpReport1
= "" = HpReport1 = "" = »
« HpReport2
= "" = HpReport2 = "" = »
« TempReport1
= "" = TempReport1 = "" = »
« TempReport2
= "" = TempReport2 = "" = »
« TempLost
= "" = TempLost = "" = »
« TempPlusChange
= 0 = TempPlusChange = 0 = 0 »
Gained
10 HP!
34
/ 38 HP remaining...
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Is that a standard action?
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Am not actually sure.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's probably a move action.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
okay
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
guess i'll just
|
|
The Drufle:
|
So yeah, you do have a standard.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
attack
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 18 + 7 = 25
|
|
Ezra:
|
That's also a crit
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, roll again.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
How do non 20 crits work again
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d20+7 => 3 + 7 = 10
|
|
Ezra:
|
phhhrt
|
|
The Drufle:
|
You can attempt to confirm, but if you
don't confirm, it's just a normal attack.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Instead of max damage.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Also, they don't always hit.
|
* Ezra rolls: 1d6+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
|
The Drufle:
|
Shadow Eins wavers a bit as your
dagger stabs into its center.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
My 'dagger'
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
uh
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
guys
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
its a big dagger i guess
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I have to go now
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
D:
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
so early :[
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
yes
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Since Solshine seems to be
incapacitated as well, would you like to hold this until next time?
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
some stuff came up :
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
now it is actually just me and drufle
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
that would be fine with me
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I'm sorry :
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, one-week break time.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Well, we could play jennas action
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and then hina could stab it because
thats what she would do
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, I was just going to have her
continue her music.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, let me try and do something
with this.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Jenna plays her music, and then Shadow
Eins goes.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
It's going to try and poke Ezra.
|
* The Drufle rolls: d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
* The Drufle rolls: d6 => 1
Edited character sheet
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
I'm going to have to log out of this
now
|
|
|
Hina Takahashi:
|
so uh see you guys
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Alright, we'll finish it up.
|
Satonakaja is disconnected.
Satonakaja is disconnected.
|
The Drufle:
|
So Ezra is now even weaker!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
Bye!
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Bwahahahahaha.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
don't worry we won't die
|
Hina Takahashi has received initiative.
|
|
Ezra:
|
i have a gun
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Now Hina can go.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Should I take her go, or wait until
next time?
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
what if
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
when you do it now, she missed
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
but in an alternate reality
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
we attack next time
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and its a super crit
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and the entire course of the adventure
is changed by that
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That doesn't really make any sense.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
drufle that might happen!!
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
in the alternate reality, tekton comes
back as the final boss
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
and we all wear hats
|
|
The Drufle:
|
That doesn't really change anything
here though.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
I guess we'll just leave it
|
|
The Drufle:
|
I think I'll just leave her move until
next week, yeah.
|
|
The Drufle:
|
Well, save log time.
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
NEXT TIME
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ON THE ADVENTURES OF THIS
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
MORE STONE
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
MAYBE ITS ALIVE STONE
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ITS NOT THOUGH
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
ITS JUST STONE, STOP LOOKING AT TE
STONE
|
|
|
Ezra:
|
GOD
|
|
The Drufle:
|
STONE IS JUST STONE
|
